Statue of Liberty's crown to re-open July 4You know, when I was a kid, the arm was open. Shit, am I dating myself?
Keifer pushed me in a bar about a year ago and I fell down. I didn't know it was him, he is a short man.
There is a new Guitar Hero anounced, Guitar Hero 5. Are we not working toward some new virtual instument game? How about Symphony Hero?
Are you kidding me? World leaders, Elvis, State Birds... Simpson's? I can't even watch this show on the TV any more. Are they thinking that the nation that started watching the Simpson's is going to by postage at 42 cents. They are too high to mail anything right now anyway.
Ok, I have nothing funny to write about this, it writes itself.
