Start of a new week and I just wasted the first day. I copied a bunch of DVD's and burned a bunch more. I installed a new DVD writer in my video editing station. I installed eeedora on a thumb drive for my eeePC and that was fun. The rest of the day has been slack-tastic. I watched "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" and it was very good. I ordered groceries on the web and had them delivered and then I have been playing Online Poker. I am currently watching "This Is Spinal Tap".
I saw that Richard Cheese is selling sponsorship spots.
HEAR YOUR NAME SUNG BY RICHARD CHEESE!
For
just $500, Richard will sing your name as part of a special original song he is
including on the album. This song will be titled something like "Thanks For
Spreading The Cheese," and will include Richard singing a list of names of his
fans! ONLY 16 SLOTS AVAILABLE!
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HEAR YOUR COMPANY NAME SUNG BY RICHARD CHEESE!
Or,
for just $3500, Richard will mention your company's name as the sponsor of an
instrumental section of one of his cover songs! Right in the middle of the song,
just before the band starts playing a solo break, Richard will say something
like, "And now, a piano solo, brought to you by the fine folks at Henderson
Electric Supply in Tucson, Arizona!" This promotional mention will be a
permanent part of this song on Dick's new CD! How fucking rad will that be!?
ONLY 1 SPONSORSHIP AVAILABLE!
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HAVE RICHARD CHEESE'S NEXT ALBUM NAMED AFTER YOU!
Yes, for just $30,000, Richard Cheese will NAME HIS NEXT ALBUM
AFTER YOU. That's right, his new album will be called "TIM BRADY." Or whatever
your name is! That is pretty much as cool as it gets.
ONLY 1 SPONSORSHIP
AVAILABLE!
NAME GUIDELINES:
► 1) THE NAME YOU PROVIDE MUST BE A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, AND REAL PERSON'S NAME. NO DEROGATORY NICKNAMES, PROFANITY, SUGGESTIVE OR OFFENSIVE NAMES WILL BE ALLOWED.
► 2) NO MESSAGES, TRADEMARKED NAMES, BRAND NAMES, PRODUCT NAMES, SLOGANS, OR ALIASES WILL BE ALLOWED.
► 3) NO TITLES, AFFILIATIONS, OR LONG OR EXTENDED NAMES WILL BE ALLOWED.
► 4) IMPORTANT: YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO SIGN A FORM STATING THAT YOU AGREE TO ALL TERMS ON THIS PAGE.
► 5) HURRY! OFFER ENDS FEBRUARY 28, 2008
Are you kidding me? $500 just to have your name in a list? $500 and you don't get to use an alias? Listen, Richard, I love your music and act. I wanted to book you for my party and you want $5000 for an hour performance. I book Phil Shane for less than half that to perform for me for three hours and he puts on a huge show. If you need more money for albums, do my party and sell your albums. If you were able to match the same prices as Phil, I would book another band.
I watched the Superbowl and it was a pretty good game even though I don't watch sports much. The game didn't cover the spread but it was exciting. I didn't really pay enough attention to the commercials but it was probably because I didn't watch after Tom Petty took the stage.
I forgot to say last night I watched Epic Movie. Oh my god, I didn't believe the one half star rating when I planned on watching it but damn, how did they get so much money to film that project. The humor was very simple and went for the easiest joke possible with every turn. Jayma Mays is great as well as beautiful and plays her character well but unfortunately the movie wasn't a good movie at all.
I spoke to Jimmy tonight and I told him about another idea for a sketch that was going to take place in the zoo. He didn't sound interested at all, he is afterall, vegan. Well, I explained the idea, we had a chuckle and now I think we are on the smae page. I also asked him if he would like to go see Match Game on Friday and he said sure, he said that it would be cool.
Tomorrow I plan on going to Harold Night, haircut or not. I also put a bunch of comedy things on my calendar. TV is starting to suck. The next two Tim and Eric shows are repeats. Tuesday is 10 Items Or Less. Wednesday, I haven't looked, but is there a Project Runway? Thursday, my blood goes nuts for the taste of LOST. Then I don't care because it's Friday and Match Game time Saturday is one last Practice before performance.
