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Whut up ya'll? The name is tommEE pickles and I was born and raised in NYC. I work in computers. You are saying, "So what? Everyone does, don't
they?" Well, I work in security and engineering. From making Internet devices, hacking into computers, designing networks, whatever. I bought a new car recently and I love driving it, it looks like I am starting to
hit somewhat a mid-life crisis or something. It's fun driving around here. My work history is pretty cool. I have been interested in computers for quite a while. I had my first computer when I was eight years old. It
was a Timex Sinclair. So you know I was born to compute. I enlisted in the United States Coast Guard in 1991 and lived in Petaluma and in NYC on Governors Island. While in the Coast Guard, I was an electronic
technician. I worked on everything from computers to cool electronics, like radars and communications gear. I left the Coast Guard to work for the ISP IDT. That sucked. They fired me for hacking and other things. Then I
went to go work for many consulting gigs. Lots of experience was gained by consulting. Sometimes you have to fake it early on in your career. I got the coolest career later, so I thought. I worked for MTV. Yes it's
true. Some of you saw the video. Some people still think I work there... heh heh. Later on, after being laid-off from MTV, I went to go work for DCN. Well, if you ever bump into me, ask me how that ended. I also worked
for a Japanese online porn company, doing system administration and security most recently for a year. This all is pretty brief, but my computer career is over ten years and there have been little regrets From Con
Edison, MTV, Google, to Nature Magazine, I have worked for really cool companies. I have been studying comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. I usually post my future performances on my blog, so you can check
there if you want to see me on stage.
- Favorite Music
: Jimmy Buffett, DJ Scooter, DJ Bam Bam, DJ Venom, Insane Clown Posse, Black Flag, Token Entry, Mucky Pup, Murphys Law, Neil Diamond
- Favorite Food
: Veal Parmesan, Spaghetti
- Favorite Activity
: Drinking by the pool in Vegas
- Favorite Booze
: Absolute Citron
- Favorite Drink
: Code Red
- Favorite Holiday
: My Birthday
- Favorite TV shows
: 24, Lost, Penn and Teller Bullshit, Family Guy
- Favorite Movies
: Toxic Avenger, Sgt. Kabukiman, Cannonball Run
- Favorite Color
: Blue
- Pets
: My dead killer fishies
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